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xj4life2
03-19-2010, 11:44 AM
Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."




Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

This is an actual radio transcript , happened Oct 1995 :patriot:

4.3LXJ
03-19-2010, 03:47 PM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

BlueXJ
03-19-2010, 09:22 PM
Damned Canadians should have moved that lighthouse.

4.3LXJ
03-19-2010, 09:37 PM
Damned Canadians should have moved that lighthouse.

I say nuke it

BlueXJ
03-20-2010, 09:35 AM
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll187/90BlueXJ/W6_canada.jpg