Harware Store

[prerunner1982]

Ok... true story...

A young lady and her brother walk into a hardware store. She finds a young male sales associate and proceeds to ask him, "Where are your nuts?"... :rotfl2:
Other customer's and associates in neighboring isles could be heard laughing...

[4.3LXJ]

:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

Another true story:

In Australia a rubber eraser is called just simply "a rubber". Of course in the US "rubber" is slang for condom.

A lady newly arrived in the US and a student at Oregon State Univ. was sitting in class and made a mistake on her paper. She tapped the shoulder of the young man in front of her and said "Hey mate, may I borrow your rubber?"

[Mudderoy]

:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

Another true story:

In Australia a rubber eraser is called just simply "a rubber". Of course in the US "rubber" is slang for condom.

A lady newly arrived in the US and a student at Oregon State Univ. was sitting in class and made a mistake on her paper. She tapped the shoulder of the young man in front of her and said "Hey mate, may I borrow your rubber?"

Interesting. So one is a mistake corrector and the other is a mistake preventor.

[4.3LXJ]

Absolutely, ain't language fun?