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03-16-2010, 09:23 PM
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were
receiving their first
anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around
the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In
Veterinary Medicine it
is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck
his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his
mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his
students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow
and then sucking
on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
said, "The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
Life's tough, but
it's even tougher if you're stupid."
receiving their first
anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around
the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In
Veterinary Medicine it
is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck
his finger in the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his
mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his
students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
but eventually took
turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow
and then sucking
on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
said, "The second
most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
Life's tough, but
it's even tougher if you're stupid."