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BlueXJ
01-27-2010, 08:47 AM
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

finneys98xj
01-27-2010, 09:16 AM
You're that doctor aren't you, Blue!

4.3LXJ
01-27-2010, 10:24 AM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

BlueXJ
01-27-2010, 10:25 AM
You're that doctor aren't you, Blue!

I wish, but NO!

finneys98xj
01-27-2010, 01:38 PM
I wish, but NO!

So you wish you had herpies!

BlueXJ
01-27-2010, 07:48 PM
Just want to do the surface exam not the in depth study.

finneys98xj
01-27-2010, 09:00 PM
Just want to do the surface exam not the in depth study.

Thats what they all say!!!!`

BlueXJ
01-27-2010, 11:20 PM
Go cut a board or build a chicken coop or somethin' constructive Alien.

finneys98xj
01-27-2010, 11:25 PM
Go cut a board or build a chicken coop or somethin' constructive Alien.

I'm actulaly in the process of convrting an old chicken coop into a dog lot. SO HAHA!

BlueXJ
01-27-2010, 11:57 PM
Is that gonna be your new home?

finneys98xj
01-28-2010, 12:13 AM
Is that gonna be your new home?

Nope but I'm highly thinking of putting my 5'1" GF out there if she dont quit nagging me.:shocker:

BlueXJ
01-28-2010, 11:36 PM
You need nagging!!

finneys98xj
01-29-2010, 08:21 AM
LMAO You think your funny dont you blue! I send her down youre way so you can hear Short butt in your ear; "you dont spend no time with me." "Come cudle and watch a movie", ect....

BlueXJ
01-29-2010, 10:38 AM
Send her on down. Just bought a new couch and a 60" TV.

finneys98xj
01-29-2010, 06:24 PM
:smiley-sleep027:
Send her on down. Just bought a new couch and a 60" TV.

Scratch that I'm coming down and leaving her with the inlaws, you just got to get rid of all those filthy cats.

BlueXJ
01-29-2010, 10:58 PM
Cats must stay they call my house their home. Don't worry they would hide from you. I already warned them about you.