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BlueXJ
01-27-2010, 08:40 AM
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

finneys98xj
01-27-2010, 09:14 AM
Lmao!!!!
Thats great blue

4.3LXJ
01-27-2010, 10:25 AM
That could put you on bread and water for weeks.:smiley-laughing021:

BlueXJ
01-27-2010, 10:28 AM
That could put you on bread and water for weeks.:smiley-laughing021:

Who cares if you survive the plane crash?

4.3LXJ
01-27-2010, 10:30 AM
Either way, I don't want to be on that one. It is a lose lose situation.:(

BlueXJ
01-27-2010, 10:34 AM
I don't own much which requires ironing anyway.

4.3LXJ
01-27-2010, 10:35 AM
I'm with you on that. Does that mean we have to get on the plane now?