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01-26-2010, 01:52 AM
Hill Country Weekly
"The Little Paper with Big Pulling Power
TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs. COLORADO LAWYER
Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas ....Too bad...
A lawyer FROM COLORADO runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from COLORADO
and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX .
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, "License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy.
"License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete
stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!" the Deputy
repeats.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal
difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the
ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me
to stop, or just slow down?"
God Bless Texas
"The Little Paper with Big Pulling Power
TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs. COLORADO LAWYER
Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas ....Too bad...
A lawyer FROM COLORADO runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from COLORADO
and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX .
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, "License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the deputy.
"License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete
stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!" the Deputy
repeats.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal
difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the
ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and
starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me
to stop, or just slow down?"
God Bless Texas