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01-25-2010, 07:12 PM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father
thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that. So the boy went to his
mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use
that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great
University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my
Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you
nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother
replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?' The boy
pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes,
'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But
'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The father
thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that. So the boy went to his
mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use
that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great
University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my
Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you
nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother
replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?' The boy
pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes,
'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But
'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a queer