4.3LXJ
01-15-2010, 09:24 PM
A little guy is sitting at the bar
just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making
biker steps next to him, grabs his
drink, gulps it down in one swig
and then turns to the guy with a
menacing stare as if to say
'What cha gonna do about it?'
The poor little guy starts
crying.
'Come on man I was just giving
you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I
didn't think you'd CRY. I
can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my
life,' says the little guy between
sobs.
'I can't do anything
right.'
'I overslept and was late to
an important meeting, so my boss fired me.'
'When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't
have any insurance.
'I left my wallet in the cab I
took home.'
'I found my wife in bed with
the gardener and my dog bit me. '
'So I came to this bar trying
to work up the courage to put an end to my
life,
--- and then you show up and drink
the damn poison.'
just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making
biker steps next to him, grabs his
drink, gulps it down in one swig
and then turns to the guy with a
menacing stare as if to say
'What cha gonna do about it?'
The poor little guy starts
crying.
'Come on man I was just giving
you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I
didn't think you'd CRY. I
can't stand to see a man crying.'
'This is the worst day of my
life,' says the little guy between
sobs.
'I can't do anything
right.'
'I overslept and was late to
an important meeting, so my boss fired me.'
'When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't
have any insurance.
'I left my wallet in the cab I
took home.'
'I found my wife in bed with
the gardener and my dog bit me. '
'So I came to this bar trying
to work up the courage to put an end to my
life,
--- and then you show up and drink
the damn poison.'