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BlueXJ
12-05-2009, 11:18 AM
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!" :sad0147:
4.3LXJ
12-05-2009, 11:40 AM
Oh how true. Can I do it next?
Mudderoy
12-05-2009, 12:46 PM
Did you hear that the "congressmen" have a budget of 1+ billion dollars just to run their office? Salaries, pizza, flowers, you know important stuff. I think I heard them say that Nancy Pee (P.) spent $3,000 in flowers. I believe they were sent to a senator that passed away. She was sending her respects, via our dime of course.
BlueXJ
12-05-2009, 12:58 PM
Did you hear that the "congressmen" have a budget of 1+ billion dollars just to run their office? Salaries, pizza, flowers, you know important stuff. I think I heard them say that Nancy Pee (P.) spent $3,000 in flowers. I believe they were sent to a senator that passed away. She was sending her respects, via our dime of course.
I am not surprized at all.
4.3LXJ
12-05-2009, 05:50 PM
When you control the purse strings, ou can stretch them as far as you want.
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