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cpttuna
08-04-2016, 05:06 AM
A husband and wife went shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart. " What do you think your doing?" asks the wife. " They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. " Put them back we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on, the woman picks up a $25 jar of face cream and puts it in the cart. "What do you think your doing?" asks the husband. " It's my face cream. it makes me look beautiful." replies the wife. Her husband retorts: " So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price." That's him in Aisle 5- he never knew what hit him.

denverd1
08-05-2016, 08:54 AM
Lold then told the wife

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