cpttuna
06-28-2016, 07:48 PM
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything is numbered."
The second responds: " yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says: " No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in; " You know, I like construction workers. These guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed; " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
The second responds: " yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says: " No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in; " You know, I like construction workers. These guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed; " You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."