cpttuna
03-19-2016, 10:14 AM
Congress today announced that the office of the president of the United States will be outsourced to India effective April 1, 2016. The move is being made to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record 750 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead his office has incurred over the last three months. It is estimated that $7 trillion can be saved by the end of the President's term. The president was informed by E-mail this morning. Gurvinder Singh, a tele-technican for Indus Teleservices, Mumbai India, will assume the office of President on April 1, 2016. Mr Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, NY, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive $320(USD) a month but no health coverage or benefits. It is believed that Mr Singh will be able to handle the job without a support staff. Due to the time difference between the US and India, he will be working primarily at night. Working nights, will allow me to keep my day job in the Dell Computer call center stated Mr Singh in an exclusive interview. A congressional spokesperson noted while Mr Singh may not be fully aware of all the issues involved in the office of the president, that should not be a problem as President Obama had never been familiar with the issues either. Obama will receive health coverage, expenses and salary until his final day of employment. Following a 2 week waiting period, he will be eligible for $140 a week unemployment for 26 weeks. He will not be eligible for Medicaid as his unemployment benefits will exceed the allowed limit. According to a spokesperson for Manpower, Mr Obama may have trouble in securing a new position due to his lack of any work experience during his lifetime. A greeter position at WalMart was suggested due to Obama's extensive experience shaking hands.