blazer2
03-07-2016, 05:28 PM
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said little Johnny. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes off to feed the cows and kicks a cow. Then he goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. " How come I don't get any eggs or bacon? Why don't I have any milk on my cereal?" he asks. "Well" his mother says, " I saw you kick the chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk. Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he is walking into the kitchen. little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile and says," Are you going to tell him or should I?"