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Brasscatz
02-25-2016, 09:46 PM
FUNNY-

First-year students at Med School were receiving

their first anatomy class with a real dead human

body.



They all gathered around the surgery table with the

body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them,



"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important

qualities as a doctor: The first is that you

not be disgusted by anything involving the human

body." As an example, the Professor pulled back the

sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse,

withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.



Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his

students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several

minutes, but eventually took

turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead

body and sucking on it.



When everyone finished, the Professor looked at

them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle

finger and sucked on my index finger.



Now, learn

to pay

attention."

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