cpttuna
02-22-2016, 08:08 PM
Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said: " I would sure like to go to Disneyland." Obama said: " No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force one." The second kid said: " I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Obama said: " I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them." The third kid said: " I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset'" Obama is a little perplexed by this and says: " But you do not look like you are injured." The kid say: But I will be after my dad finds out I saved your butt from drowning'"