How to cook a turkey

[OrangeXJ]

How to cook a turkey

Step 1 : buy turkey
Step 2 : have glass of wine
Step 3 : stuff turkey
Step 4 : have glass of wine
Step 5 : put turkey in oven
Step 6 : have glass of wine
Step 7 : relax and have a few glasses of wine
Step 8 : turk the bastey
Step 9 : wine of glass another get
Step 10 : ponder meat thermometer
Step 11 : glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 12: take oven out of turkey
Step 13 : floor the turkey up off pick
Step 14 : get yourself another wottle of bine
Step 15 : tet the stable
Step 16 : pour yourself another glass of turkey
Step 17 : say grace, throw-up pass out

[Mudderoy]

Oh! I really thought this was going to be a Russia nukes Turkey joke.

[bruggz351]

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