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cpttuna
12-10-2015, 08:06 PM
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, " It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. He then addressed the men. " Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm and gently whispered, " Gold Medal-All-Purpose, Isn't it?" And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

OldFaurt
12-27-2015, 11:30 PM
Oh my gosh... too close to home!

abebehrmann
12-30-2015, 12:37 PM
Hahaha, I sent this joke to my girlfriend and she said, "I'd be impressed if you knew my favorite brand of flour"

OldFaurt
12-30-2015, 09:15 PM
I guess we will be experiencing Celibacy as well... Sigh!