Baptist preacher and a Marine

[cpttuna]

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a Marine on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off, the Marine asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, " I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, then let liquor touch my lips." The Marine then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said," Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

[abebehrmann]

Hahahaha, that's a good one! I like that the preacher says, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, then let liquor touch my lips." instead of than

Me on the other hand, I think I'll take the liquor, THEN the women of ill-repute. Actually....now that I think about it... that's how I met my girlfriend....