cpttuna
11-04-2015, 06:01 AM
A gas station in Alabama was trying to increase sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, " Free Sex with fill-up." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner asked him to pick a number from 1 to 10. if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said," you were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time. A week later, the same Redneck along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Once again, he asked for the free sex. The proprietor gave him the same story. This time he guessed 2. "Sorry, the number was 3. You were close, but no sex this time. As they were driving away, the Redneck said to his buddy, Bubba," I think the game is rigged." He doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied," No it ain't, Billy. My wife won twice last week."