cpttuna
10-21-2015, 09:46 AM
A burglar broke into a house one night. he shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wire, clear as a bell he heard, " Jesus is watching you." Startled, he shined his light around looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. 'Yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked,
I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed.' Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses, 'replied the parrot. 'Moses?' The burglar laughed. 'What king of people would name a bird Moses?' The parrot replied, " The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed.' Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses, 'replied the parrot. 'Moses?' The burglar laughed. 'What king of people would name a bird Moses?' The parrot replied, " The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'