cpttuna
10-12-2015, 10:27 PM
Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, " You're driving me crazy, Tyrone, can't you learn anything?" One day Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was so shocked that she withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit to Cleveland. 25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. The teacher, with no other options, had the surgery which was remarkably successful. When she opened her eyes, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand trying to tell him something, but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. He turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor at the clinic, who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.