cpttuna
09-24-2015, 09:15 PM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. " What are you doing?" She asked? " Hunting flies" He responded. " Oh Killing any?" She asked. Yep, 3 males,2 females, "he replied. " Intrigued, she asked, " How can you tell?" He responded, " 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.