cpttuna
09-22-2015, 06:10 AM
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man came in and asked the farmer," Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied," Some things you just can't explain." So what happened that's so horrible the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer. "Well," the farmer said, " today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket. "okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "some things you can't explain," said the farmer. " So what happened next?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left." And Then?" "Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. " The man laughed and said "Again?" the farmer replied, " Some things you just can't explain." "So what did you do then?" the man asked. I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right." Then I sat back down and began to milk her again. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, the stupid cow knocked the bucket over with her tail." " Hmmmmm... " the man said and nodded his head." " some things you just can't explain," said the farmer. " So what did you do?" the man asked. The farmer replied that he did not have any more rope so he took off his belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... "Some things you just can't explain