cpttuna
08-23-2015, 07:38 PM
Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Lafayette, Louisiana. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back to town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike, will he take them back to town and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. The driver, now in a hurry sure enough gets pulled over for speeding by a blonde cop. The lady asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies, " Mexican eggs." The lady blonde cop does not believe him and wants to look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat team. The dispatcher asks what emergency requires that many officers. "I've got a Tractor-trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they have already managed to steal a bicycle.