Two terrorists

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Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. " If you do not mind me saying," that cork looks uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" " I regret I cannot," lamented the first terrorist. it is permanently stuck in my butt." " I do not understand," said the other. The first terrorist says, I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke and then a huge old man with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. he said, I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "NO S_ _ _?"

Verified by Brian Williams, NBC news anchor who was there when it happened.