xj-jake
04-06-2015, 08:42 AM
She went to the zoo with the kids on Saturday while I was working. I told her to steal a penguin for me while she was there because who wouldn't want a pet penguin. So here's how the conversation went.
Me: So you pick up any cute guys yet?
Her: No maybe a baby pig though.
Me: No you can't have one.
Her: Why they are cute and can give us bacon sometime.
Me: So can penguins...
Her: What world are you in thinking penguins can give us bacon?!
Me: If you had a penguin and I had a pound of bacon, I'd trade it to you to pet the penguin...
Her: Oh my goodness you're such a dork and I love you so much.
I win.
Me: So you pick up any cute guys yet?
Her: No maybe a baby pig though.
Me: No you can't have one.
Her: Why they are cute and can give us bacon sometime.
Me: So can penguins...
Her: What world are you in thinking penguins can give us bacon?!
Me: If you had a penguin and I had a pound of bacon, I'd trade it to you to pet the penguin...
Her: Oh my goodness you're such a dork and I love you so much.
I win.