cpttuna
02-17-2015, 08:51 PM
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office. The fairy said, " I've been sent hereby President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children." The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them." The fairy looked at the man and PING- he had a brand new set of gold teeth in his mouth. The refugee now got bolder. " I want a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in the country. I want to bring them all over here- and PING- in the distance was a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, and a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay. One more wish , " said the fairy." I want to be an like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, a baseball cap instead of this sombrero, and I want white skin like an American." PING- the man was instantly transformed- wearing worn out jeans, A Baltimore Orioles T-shirt, and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon. "What happened to my teeth and house he asked?". The fairy said, " Tough S... amigo: Now you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself."