cpttuna
12-14-2014, 06:13 AM
Your a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 or older, a gun(part G) and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 4 politicians. This means,
of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you will receive three meals a day, roof over your head, central heating and AC, cable TV, library, and all the health care you need. need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, a new hip, knees, kidney ,lungs, sex change or heart?. they are all covered. And who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you that they can't afford for you to go into a home. (and you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it). And because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax anymore. Is this a great country or what? Now that we have solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week.
of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you will receive three meals a day, roof over your head, central heating and AC, cable TV, library, and all the health care you need. need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, a new hip, knees, kidney ,lungs, sex change or heart?. they are all covered. And who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you that they can't afford for you to go into a home. (and you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it). And because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income tax anymore. Is this a great country or what? Now that we have solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week.