xj-jake
11-19-2014, 09:53 AM
Ole and Sven are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer.
Ole turns to Sven and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'm going to go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
Sven thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Ole goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes. Math, English, History , and Logic.
"Logic?" Ole says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you and example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, the logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater!"
Excited to take the class now, Ole shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Sven at the bar. He tells Sven about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Sven says, "What's that?"
Ole says, "I'll give you and example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer...."
Ole turns to Sven and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'm going to go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
Sven thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Ole goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes. Math, English, History , and Logic.
"Logic?" Ole says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you and example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, the logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater!"
Excited to take the class now, Ole shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Sven at the bar. He tells Sven about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Sven says, "What's that?"
Ole says, "I'll give you and example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer...."