Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio

[Brasscatz]

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along. They see a sign that reads "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman".Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling and wearing a crown. They walk along and see another sign that says "Contest for World's Strongest Man". Superman goes and and comes out later wearing a belt. Further down, they see another sign that reads "World's Best Liar". Pinocchio goes and and comes out later with his head hung low crying and asks, "Who the heck is Barack Obama?".