cpttuna
09-21-2014, 06:54 PM
A Mexican, an Arab and a TEXAS girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says," In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcohol beer, throw the glass into the air and shoots it with his AK47.He says, " In the Arab World ,we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The TEXAS girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says," In TEXAS, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
GOD BLESS TEXAS!
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says," In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcohol beer, throw the glass into the air and shoots it with his AK47.He says, " In the Arab World ,we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
The TEXAS girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says," In TEXAS, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
GOD BLESS TEXAS!