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4.3LXJ
08-05-2014, 08:15 PM
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for two new 22s.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason why men prefer guns over women...
1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

denverd1
08-06-2014, 01:28 PM
so true!! good one Steve

abebehrmann
08-06-2014, 02:06 PM
However, guns are not very good at making sandwiches

4.3LXJ
08-06-2014, 02:21 PM
Not all women will make sandwiches :D

OneArmArrowSlinger
08-07-2014, 09:56 AM
Not all women will make sandwiches :D

then you need a bigger gun! lol

ArmyGuy45
08-07-2014, 06:22 PM
I always thought the number one reason was because a gun will not threaten to cut your 'barrel' off if you look and handle other guns.:D

bluedragon436
08-10-2014, 09:16 AM
Guns are indeed better for those reasons!!

duckcreek
09-05-2014, 11:46 AM
lol, that's pretty good