Voldemort
10-16-2009, 12:37 PM
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been
Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus could have been a Woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he died, He had to get up because there was
more work to do.
Black:
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was
sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
could have been Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that
Jesus could have been a Woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he died, He had to get up because there was
more work to do.