Something from Amazon

[Joliet Johnny]

If you're thinking that all these people are lying in their reviews, think again. I doubted, oh I doubted so much. I ate about 40 of these little bastards just to see if it was all true. What happened to me next was truly gastrointestinal armageddon. It took about 3 hours for the demon bears to wake up inside me and launch their attack. Let me be clear about one thing. This is not your typical mudbutt, no. This is truly bear generated rocket fuel shooting out of your ass and propelling you off the throne. You will not sit for minutes at a time slowly cleansing your body of bear, you will evacuate your bowels instantaneously, and you will do it many, many times. The fury of the bears started around 9:30 at night. I am typing this review at 8:30 the next morning and my insides are still churning with full bear rage. The flatulent aftermath is just horrific. Im not just ripping farts, I am shredding them. You will shart. I guarantee it.

Bottom line: do not eat the damn bears. You will be miserable. Heed the warnings.

There are much funnier reviews of "Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears" This was just the last one that made me laugh.

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[XJ Wheeler]

:eek: Thought this was a personal account being recalled at first. :D Hilarious!

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[Joliet Johnny]

Im more of a chocolate kind of guy, I do plan to buy some of these for prank purposes.

[4.3LXJ]

That would be better than exlax in the cookies :D

[Hopkins]

Haha my brother showed me these reviews on Amazon about a month ago and I had wondered about the validity of them, but haha that is hilarious that you tested them out! Like you said, they would be great for prank purposes! Might just have to order a bag so i can leave them out and watch while my friends eat them...