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03-02-2014, 09:51 AM
Ancient copper wire discovered!
After having dug to a depth of 10ft outside of New York City, scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the following weeks a team of archaeologists from Los Angeles, dug to a depth of 20 ft just out of Oceanside, shortly after, a story appeared in the L.A. Times, "California archaeologists report finding the remains of a 200 year old copper cable" and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high tech communications network in place a hundred years before the New Yorkers.
One week later a newspaper in New Orleans reported the following, " After digging down about 30 ft in a bayou just outside of Lafayette, La. Boudreaux a self taught archaeologist reported that he found absolutely nothing. He therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Louisiana had already gone wireless!
This makes a person proud to be from Louisiana

OldFaurt
03-02-2014, 11:16 AM
Ancient copper wire discovered!
After having dug to a depth of 10ft outside of New York City, scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the following weeks a team of archaeologists from Los Angeles, dug to a depth of 20 ft just out of Oceanside, shortly after, a story appeared in the L.A. Times, "California archaeologists report finding the remains of a 200 year old copper cable" and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high tech communications network in place a hundred years before the New Yorkers.
One week later a newspaper in New Orleans reported the following, " After digging down about 30 ft in a bayou just outside of Lafayette, La. Boudreaux a self taught archaeologist reported that he found absolutely nothing. He therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Louisiana had already gone wireless!
This makes a person proud to be from Louisiana

Brilliant, simply Brilliant!