Infidel Edition
02-27-2014, 07:50 PM
I get home...
the wife asks me what color she should pain her wood tupils?
she has like 5 of 'em on a stick in various planter pots.
pink / red / yellow... and colors that aren't from my crab box!
so she asks what color she should paint them????
= meaning my favorite tulip color???!!
playing it off = aaahhh, pink?
"No! I meanotbher than red, pink, and yellow!"
whaaaaa? there's more colors than those?
"I can't believe you don't know the colors of tulips!"
we've been married for over20 years!
I've never known flower colors!
I can spot the subtle differences between tanks!
I can eyeball the variations between K5 blazers over the years!
NFL team jersies... heap!
I can spot crappy coffee from across the room...
...trick! only bad coffee is no coffee.
suddenly, coming up on deployment again and she wants me to hand in my man card and love flowers by color?
wOw!
the wife asks me what color she should pain her wood tupils?
she has like 5 of 'em on a stick in various planter pots.
pink / red / yellow... and colors that aren't from my crab box!
so she asks what color she should paint them????
= meaning my favorite tulip color???!!
playing it off = aaahhh, pink?
"No! I meanotbher than red, pink, and yellow!"
whaaaaa? there's more colors than those?
"I can't believe you don't know the colors of tulips!"
we've been married for over20 years!
I've never known flower colors!
I can spot the subtle differences between tanks!
I can eyeball the variations between K5 blazers over the years!
NFL team jersies... heap!
I can spot crappy coffee from across the room...
...trick! only bad coffee is no coffee.
suddenly, coming up on deployment again and she wants me to hand in my man card and love flowers by color?
wOw!