cpttuna
02-17-2014, 07:09 PM
While walking on the beach during one of his many vacations, Obama found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. A female genie arose from the bottle and said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything. Finally after arguing Obama gave in and asked to awaken in the morning with three white women in his bed. the next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi in his bed. His penis was gone, his knees were broken and he had no health insurance.