Do you drink beer?

[bad luck]

Woman; Do you drink beer?
Man; Yes
Woman; How many beers a day?
Man; Usually about 3
Woman; How much do you pay per beer?
Man; $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman; And how long have you been drinking?
Man; About 20 years I guess
Woman; So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month about $450.00 in one year it would be approximately about $5400 .... correct?
Man; Correct
Woman; So not counting inflation, the past 20 years put your spending at $108,000. .... correct?
Man; Correct
Woman; Do you know if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man; Do you drink beer?
Woman; No
Man; Where's your Ferrari?

[OldFaurt]

Woman; Do you drink beer?
Man; Yes
Woman; How many beers a day?
Man; Usually about 3
Woman; How much do you pay per beer?
Man; $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman; And how long have you been drinking?
Man; About 20 years I guess
Woman; So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month about $450.00 in one year it would be approximately about $5400 .... correct?
Man; Correct
Woman; So not counting inflation, the past 20 years put your spending at $108,000. .... correct?
Man; Correct
Woman; Do you know if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man; Do you drink beer?
Woman; No
Man; Where's your Ferrari?

She lost it in divorce court...
And most of the founding fathers made their own:beer:
Interestingly enough, they didn't have a Ferrari either!
I see a trend here!