cpttuna
12-24-2013, 10:44 PM
Dec 24 If I ever catch the son-of-a bitch that drives the snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I think he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then comes down the street 100 miles an hour and throws the white shit everywhere.
Dec 25 Merry Christmas. they predict 12 more inches of the F_ _ _ _ _ _ white stuff tonight. Does anyone know how many ******* shovels full of snow 12 inches is? To hell with Santa: He doesn't have to shovel the white shit. The snowplow cam by asking for a donation. I hit him with my ice ax. Doctors say he'll live.
Dec 28 We got 11 more inches. I must be going snow blind or have a severe case of depression because the wife is beginning to look good to me.
Dec 29 The toilet froze and the roof is starting to cave in. If you go outside, do not eat the brown snow.
Dec 30 I torched the ******* house and I'm moving back to Texas.
Dec 25 Merry Christmas. they predict 12 more inches of the F_ _ _ _ _ _ white stuff tonight. Does anyone know how many ******* shovels full of snow 12 inches is? To hell with Santa: He doesn't have to shovel the white shit. The snowplow cam by asking for a donation. I hit him with my ice ax. Doctors say he'll live.
Dec 28 We got 11 more inches. I must be going snow blind or have a severe case of depression because the wife is beginning to look good to me.
Dec 29 The toilet froze and the roof is starting to cave in. If you go outside, do not eat the brown snow.
Dec 30 I torched the ******* house and I'm moving back to Texas.