cpttuna
10-11-2013, 04:24 PM
A sailor goes into a house of ill-repute. He pays $100 and takes the woman he selected to an upstairs bedroom. With no time for foreplay ,he goes right at it. After about 30 seconds, he asks her how he's progressing. She responds, " 3 knots: knot in, knot hard and knot getting your money back."