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Brasscatz
10-10-2013, 06:31 PM
Ok, this is a little more on the "adult" side of humor.... but I actually laughed out loud!

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he has a bright orange penis. The doctor takes a look and sure enough, the man's penis is bright orange.

The doctor asks the man about his daily habits to see if he could get a clue about the cause of the malady.

The man says "My day is pretty normal. I get up in the morning and go to work. My work is at a desk in an office so I don't come into contact with any strange chemicals. I come home after work, make myself dinner, watch a little TV then get ready for bed."

The doctor asks "Do you do anything before bed?"

The man says "Nothing unusual, I just eat cheetos and surf the web"

bluedragon436
10-15-2013, 08:36 AM
Wow!! I would say that if I were the doc, I'd prescribe all kinds of things to be taken and done... just to see if the guy would catch onto his stupidity!! LOL...

Brasscatz
10-15-2013, 10:19 AM
Well, apparently he doesn't shower either ;)

bad luck
10-15-2013, 02:27 PM
This cracks me up, thanks.