Corrupt A Wish Game

[JeepFreak]

Ok so I thought this would be kinda fun to see what everyone comes up with. The object of the game is to make a wish then have others corrupt it.

Ex: Person 1) I wish my Jeep had 40MPG.

Person 2) (Corrupter): Wish granted but now your tank only holds one gallon.

And so on and so forth. The wishes can be anything from funny to Jeep related to downright out there stupid. So go ahead make a wish and see what strange ways people can corrupt it!

I"ll start:

I wish my Jeep never ran out of gas.

[Andrew XJ]

I wish my jeep had a 4.5" lift

[JeepFreak]

Wish granted but a tire popped and now you can't drive it.

I wish my Jeep had new paint.

[Mudderoy]

Ok so I thought this would be kinda fun to see what everyone comes up with. The object of the game is to make a wish then have others corrupt it.

Ex: Person 1) I wish my Jeep had 40MPG.

Person 2) (Corrupter): Wish granted but now your tank only holds one gallon.

And so on and so forth. The wishes can be anything from funny to Jeep related to downright out there stupid. So go ahead make a wish and see what strange ways people can corrupt it!

I"ll start:

I wish my Jeep never ran out of gas.

Granted, now your Jeep will make farting noises when you drive it.

I wish I had enough money to buy up used XJ's make various off road modifications to them and then sell them in a big car lot.

[JeepFreak]

Granted, now your Jeep will make farting noises when you drive it.

You gotta make a wish too after you corrupt it so the game can keep going lol

[Andrew XJ]

Wish granted but a tire popped and now you can't drive it.

I wish my Jeep had new paint.

granted but, paint is now and forever illegal thus you cannot drive it.

I wish I a new exhaust.

[JeepFreak]

granted but, paint is now and forever illegal thus you cannot drive it.

I wish I a new exhaust.

Wish granted but the new exhaust makes you fail smog.

I wish my Jeep could run off my happiness from driving it.

[Andrew XJ]

Wish granted but the new exhaust makes you fail smog.

I wish my Jeep could run off my happiness from driving it.

granted but you are now depressed

[XJ Wheeler]

Wish granted, but sadly its the size of a french fry.

I wish i had a cupcake... with sprinkles.

[JeepFreak]

Wish granted but the cupcake is so old it's hard and inedible.

I wish pigs really COULD fly.

[XJ Wheeler]

Wish granted but the alteration to their dna to give them the ability to fly also made them toxic to humans. :eek:

I wish for a new compooter.

Sent via messenger pigeon - i talk, he types.

[JeepFreak]

Wish granted but it's one of the first ever made so it's really slow.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[XJ Wheeler]

Wish granted but its monopoly money.

I wish for my A/C to work in my jeep.

Sent via messenger pigeon - i talk, he types.

[Brasscatz]

Granted, now your Jeep will make farting noises when you drive it.

I wish I had enough money to buy up used XJ's make various off road modifications to them and then sell them in a big car lot.

Granted, but fossil fuels are banned under the Obama Administration


Wish granted but its monopoly money.

I wish for my A/C to work in my jeep.

Sent via messenger pigeon - i talk, he types.

Granted, but now Texas stays as cold as the North Pole

I wish my Jeep never needed work

[JeepFreak]

Granted, but fossil fuels are banned under the Obama Administration



Granted, but now Texas stays as cold as the North Pole

I wish my Jeep never needed work

Wish granted but now it doesn't need work because you totaled it.

I wish my Jeep had a brand new speaker system.

[BeardedBassGuy]

Wish granted but now it doesn't need work because you totaled it.

I wish my Jeep had a brand new speaker system.



Granted. But your head unit is broken so the new speakers don't do anything.

I wish I wasn't at work right now.

[JeepFreak]

Granted but they fire you so you don't have to be at work.

I wish money did grow on trees.

[NW99XJ]

Granted but they fire you so you don't have to be at work.

I wish money did grow on trees.

Wish Granted....
But the Trees are impossible to reach.

I wish I could fly.....

[denverd1]

Granted but your head gets chopped off by a helicopter.

I wish it was Tuesday

[NW99XJ]

Granted but your head gets chopped off by a helicopter.

I wish it was Tuesday

Granted, but it's 11:59pm and you have to go into work early on Wed.

[JeepFreak]

I wish I had a personal gas card for unlimited gas.

[NW99XJ]

I wish I had a personal gas card for unlimited gas.

Granted.....
But you can only pump 2oz a day.
I wish I could predict the future.

[denverd1]

Granted.....
But you can only pump 2oz a day.
I wish I could predict the future.

granted, but you're only able to predict how/when people die. and they don't believe you....

I wish I had 2 tacos and a cold beer.

[JeepFreak]

((Guys make sure when you grant a wish you also add your own wish so people can corrupt it and the game can keep going))

I wish I had a bunch of chocolate.

[NW99XJ]

I wish I had a bunch of chocolate.
Granted,
But then you develop an allergy to chocolate.....

I wish I had a replicator (so I could create anything I wanted)

[JeepFreak]

Wish granted but the technology is so advanced someone steals your replicator and patents it, mass produces it, then makes you buy one for a bunch of money.

I wish that FTL travel (faster than light) was a reality.

[Brasscatz]

Granted, but the only way you can achieve it is by cutting off your testicles for aerodynamics

I wish Jeep continued making the XJ in the form we all know and love

[JeepFreak]

Granted but now all Jeeps look exactly the same and you can't choose any other color than white.

I wish my air conditioner actually worked in my apartment.

[Andrew XJ]

Granted but now all Jeeps look exactly the same and you can't choose any other color than white.

I wish my air conditioner actually worked in my apartment.

Granted but now you have no power.

I wish I was made of money, so I could have a sweet lifted Jeep.

[JeepFreak]

Granted but because you're made of money, everyone spends you and thus you are not a whole being anymore.

I wish my fish could talk.

[Andrew XJ]

Granted but because you're made of money, everyone spends you and thus you are not a whole being anymore.

I wish my fish could talk.

Granted but they are racist.

I wish I could have more wishes.

[cpttuna]

granted. However, the Obama administration has declared all wishes from XJ owners illegal due to reasons of national security. I wish Obama would take a hike.

[JeepFreak]

Granted but Obama then ends up falling off a cliff and surviving. His story touches many Americans hearts and he is the first President to be re-elected for a third term.

I wish robots were real.

[Brasscatz]

Granted, but then SkyNet becomes self-aware and the only person that can save us is John Connor.
I wish super powers were real

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

[XJ Wheeler]

Granted, but then SkyNet becomes self-aware and the only person that can save us is John Connor.
I wish super powers were real

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

Granted but only in small portions. Like flying but only at 2mph.

I wish for my own rock crawling course.

Sent via messenger pigeon - i talk, he types.

[cpttuna]

granted, but keep it in your basement, the neighbors may see it. I wish I could smile when I say ,"Hi, I'm Earl. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."

[Brasscatz]

Granted, but now your voice sounds like pee wee Herman.
I wish healthy food tasted good

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

[grapeape]

Granted, but now your voice sounds like pee wee Herman.
I wish healthy food tasted good

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

Granted, but now you have no teeth and have to make salad shakes.

I wish work weeks were 2 days and the weekends were 5.

[JeepFreak]

Wish granted but now employers call you in for weekend shifts more often so it didn't make a difference.

I wish Justin Bieber was never born.

[NW99XJ]

Wish granted but now employers call you in for weekend shifts more often so it didn't make a difference.

I wish Justin Bieber was never born.

Your wish has been granted,
Justin Beiber was never born, but his evil twin brother was, and he's taking over the world.

I wish I didnt have to work at all.....

[Brasscatz]

Granted, but now nobody works and the economy kills the world.
I wish Megan Fox would fall in love with me

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

[JeepFreak]

Granted, but now nobody works and the economy kills the world.
I wish Megan Fox would fall in love with me

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

Granted but turns out she wanted a sex change so now you have Michael Fox in love with you and he never leaves you alone.

I wish it would snow so it wouldn't be so dang hot.

[XJ Wheeler]

Granted but turns out she wanted a sex change so now you have Michael Fox in love with you and he never leaves you alone.

I wish it would snow so it wouldn't be so dang hot.

Granted, but its "yellow snow"

I wish XJ rear door openings were bigger to get in and out easier.

[JeepFreak]

Granted, but its "yellow snow"

I wish XJ rear door openings were bigger to get in and out easier.

Granted but now the cabin is smaller and the doors bigger so the XJ looks oddly proportioned.

I wish my Jeep would stop overheating.

[Andrew XJ]

Granted, but its "yellow snow"

I wish XJ rear door openings were bigger to get in and out easier.
Granted but you now have a two door.

I wish I had 10 bucks

[XJ Wheeler]

@JeepFreak - Granted but its because its at the bottom of the ocean.

@AndrewXJ - Granted but they're sick so you have extreme veterinarian bills.

I wish for world peace. :p

[JeepFreak]

@JeepFreak - Granted but its because its at the bottom of the ocean.

@AndrewXJ - Granted but they're sick so you have extreme veterinarian bills.

I wish for world peace. :p

Granted but now there are no jobs for millions of state correctional officers, police officers, judges and court personnel so the economy goes downhill and there is another major global recession.

I wish America's recession was over.

[Andrew XJ]

Granted but now there are no jobs for millions of state correctional officers, police officers, judges and court personnel so the economy goes downhill and there is another major global recession.

I wish America's recession was over.
Granted but you now have to live in france.

I wish i could grant real wishes

[JeepFreak]

Granted but you now have to live in france.

I wish i could grant real wishes

Wish granted but you're now trapped in a lamp until somebody who actually believes in genies will rub it.

I wish I could print my own money that was not counterfeit.

[Brasscatz]

granted, but now inflation is a bitch and your printer ran out of ink
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

[XJ Wheeler]

Granted but you only think that's what you'd truly like to be, however, everyone wants to cook you.

I wish for In-N-Out to put a restaurant on my street. :D

[JeepFreak]

Granted but you only think that's what you'd truly like to be, however, everyone wants to cook you.

I wish for In-N-Out to put a restaurant on my street. :D

Granted but their food sucks and it's shut down within a month.

I wish I could go invisible whenever I wanted.

[grapeape]

Granted but their food sucks and it's shut down within a month.

I wish I could go invisible whenever I wanted.

Granted, but you have to be naked or people will see your empty clothes walking around, and your powers only work when the weather is under 40 degrees.


I wish my $1000 windows desktop was half as stable as my $100 Linux Netbook.

[JeepFreak]

Granted, but you have to be naked or people will see your empty clothes walking around, and your powers only work when the weather is under 40 degrees.


I wish my $1000 windows desktop was half as stable as my $100 Linux Netbook.

Granted but now it literally is HALF of a computer making it half as stable.

I wish teleporters were real so I could just teleport to work and drive my XJ only for fun.

[Andrew XJ]

Granted but now it literally is HALF of a computer making it half as stable.

I wish teleporters were real so I could just teleport to work and drive my XJ only for fun.

granted but they are glitchy and sometimes teleport you up in the sky and there is mass death.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.

[XJ Wheeler]

Granted but the government has taken control of the wish industry and now your wish must conform to their idea of a proper wish that suits them the best.

I wish Jeep would make a real successor to the Cherokee.

[Andrew XJ]

Granted but the government has taken control of the wish industry and now your wish must conform to their idea of a proper wish that suits them the best.

I wish Jeep would make a real successor to the Cherokee.

granted but the to pass emissions it only comes with 1.5L gas.

I wish I knew how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?:out::smiley-laughing021:

[JeepFreak]

granted but the to pass emissions it only comes with 1.5L gas.

I wish I knew how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?:out::smiley-laughing021:

Granted but now that you know, your brain explodes with this knowledge.

I wish Happy Meals actually made you happy.

[Brasscatz]

Granted, but now that you're happy, you can't eat anymore happy meals to prevent a happy overload

I wish I had energy...

[JeepFreak]

Granted, but now that you're happy, you can't eat anymore happy meals to prevent a happy overload

I wish I had energy...

Granted but now you have so much you can't sleep for 3 days.

I wish Avril Lavigne wanted to have my babies.

[cpttuna]

granted but she had three: one of each. I wish this thread would end because I'm paying too much attention to it.

[Brasscatz]

Granted, but they grow up to be Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears

I wish my dog could speak english

[JeepFreak]

Granted, but they grow up to be Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears

I wish my dog could speak english

Wish granted but now he never stops talking.

I wish I would never get a sunburn.

[prcjeep]

Granted but you skin still peels, once a day and the new layer burns as its exposed to the air.

I wish I had bought the single winning mega millions lotto ticket that was sold at the store I stopped at last night on the way home......

[Brasscatz]

Granted but Obama takes it all away and gives it to "poor people".

I wish that I wished for wishes that wishing could only wish for

[JeepFreak]

Granted but Obama takes it all away and gives it to "poor people".

I wish that I wished for wishes that wishing could only wish for

Granted but now the wish that you wished you wished for contradict each other and the universe explodes (good job).

I wish I owned a hot tub.

[Brasscatz]

Granted but now the wish that you wished you wished for contradict each other and the universe explodes (good job).

I wish I owned a hot tub.

Granted, but cannibals come with it and make JeepFreak Stew.

I wish I could think of a funny wish

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S4 because my microwave couldn't do it

[cpttuna]

granted. However, a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest is not funny. I wish my XJ would get 139 miles/gallon.

[JeepFreak]

granted. However, a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest is not funny. I wish my XJ would get 139 miles/gallon.

Granted but your gas tank only holds 1 gallon now.

I wish I had an unending supply of Lay's potato chips.

[cpttuna]

granted, However you have no arms or legs and your dentures just fell out. I wish I could feel the earth move.

[Carves]

Granted ...


but now your screen name is cantab27. ..


I wish it would stop bloody raining.

[JeepFreak]

Granted ...


but now your screen name is cantab27. ..


I wish it would stop bloody raining.

Granted but now it's snowing all the time.

I wish I owned a vineyard.