Quote of the day

[89Laredo]

The Jeep is my strength, I shall not want others. It maketh me cruise on green trails. It leadeth me in the path's of challenge for it's namesake.

Yea, though I drive thru the valley of muck and mud, I will fear no stopage, for my Jeep be with me.

Thy winch and thy lockers, they comfort me. Thou preparest me an escape before me in the presence of my buddies; My tires grip true. Surely traction and some ridicule shall follow and I will dwell in the comfort of the club forever.

[89Laredo]

The point was for people to continue this thread... lol

[prerunner1982]

If it's not broke, fix it until it is.

I can fix your car but I can't fix stupid.

And an honest quote..... "Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency on my part."

[89Laredo]

Aziz, light!

[BlackYeti]

I may not be able to hit the bottom of the tuna can......

[denverd1]

"Look at that Jeep." - random guy pointing out a Suzuki Samurai.

"Look at that car." - random guy pointing out a Jeep.

[Paddletrucker]

Heard a great one last night I can't wait to use.....

A forklift operator was being relentlessly badgered about the way he was loading something by a truck driver in front of me. He kept on and on about stupid minute crap that didn't matter. Finally, the forklift operator had all he wanted and told the driver.....

"Look man, if I wanted to hear an a**hole, I'd fart."

I almost died, and the kid on the lift actually go a standing O from the guys waiting in line to get loaded.

[nickyg]

My dad use to say "Eat it before it eats you". I Still don't know what he ment. Crazy runs in family I guess.

[Paddletrucker]

Crazy runs in family I guess.

"Crazy doesn't run in my family. It strolls along slowly, taking its time to get acquainted with each of us on a very personal level."

[89Laredo]

"Why wouldn't you narrow them so they actually look good and fit the rig? It's gonna look silly like a matchbox car."
Facepalm!
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[NW99XJ]

Confucius say..... "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky"

[NW99XJ]

"close enough" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

[89Laredo]

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

[NW99XJ]

There's only two times in life you should be late......
When they Marry Ya,
And when they Burry Ya.

[Brasscatz]

Confucius Say: It take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.

[cpttuna]

to err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.


My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

[4x4Dalton]

I've came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all outta bubblegum

[Paddletrucker]

Clint Eastwood in the movie Gran Torino---
"'Ya ever notice how every once in a while you run across somebody you just shouldn't have ****ed with? Well, that's me."


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[Paddletrucker]

You're gonna screw around and screw around and pretty soon, you won't be around


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[Paddletrucker]

It's interesting how you're still talking, even though you're seeing the expression on my face.


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[denverd1]

He who farts in church sits in a pew.

Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

[4.3LXJ]

He who farts in church sits in his OWN pew

[denverd1]

Ah! I stand corrected

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[89Laredo]

"Did I see your jeep with the doors off the other day?"
-yes
"What's the deal with that?"
-they just lift off.
"Ahh"
-redneck airconditioning ... it wants to be a wrangler.

[BlackYeti]

"You're a tree hugger, do you have splinters in your junk?"

Morning radio show.

[Mudderoy]

"Did I see your jeep with the doors off the other day?"
-yes
"What's the deal with that?"
-they just lift off.
"Ahh"
-redneck airconditioning ... it wants to be a wrangler.

Took the door off... I lost the keys. :rolleye0012:

[89Laredo]

Locks don't work and ignition doesn't need a key. Lol

[BlackYeti]

Ships in Certified Frustration-Free Packaging

[89Laredo]

We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

[Carves]

From an old aussie movie ...


"the gun is always loaded and the horse always kicks"

[89Laredo]

"We place our firmest hope in the human spirit, even knowing how easily it may be shattered. We have all seen friends and family crushed by the Combine. Some of our neighbors have allowed themselves to be co-opted, and purged of their humanity, by the military machine. And those who resisted have met a most terrible fate. Still, I cannot overstate how important it is that we retain our humanity. Only this will allow us to hold together, as we must, for their inevitable return... and what is certain to be unimaginable retaliation."

[89Laredo]

"Yes... yes. Go to the sporting goods store. From the files obtain forms 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons, and lists of private ownership."

Red Dawn telling it how it is...
Gun registration is a threat.

[89Laredo]

Thank You to the Great Lakes 4x4 Community, for the love, support, and understanding given to me (Collin) and my Family during this struggle.

........and with his statement I would like to add the article posted in the GLFWDA "Boondocker".

Life Celebration of Collin Hansen
Collin Hansen left his mark in this world for everybody in the 4 wheeling community to see. He was a son, husband, father, and friend who left those of us who knew him wanting more. He also was an outdoor enthusiast, who loved being with nature, and off-roading. From his trips to Drummond Island, Rocks & Valleys, Badlands, and Silver Lake Sand Dunes near his home, he was either participating in an adventure or talking about going to one. Even while going through medical treatments he could still find the strength to help preserve our trails as shown in his involvement with the 56th Ave Near Silver Lake Road repair project in the fall of 2011.
Some have commented about his stature, being a giant of a man. We knew this to be true, but more so in due to his personality and heart for others, than his physical size. There wasn’t a person on this planet that Collin would not try to be a friend with. Sure he had disagreements, but would extend his hand and maybe offer you a cold beverage while he discussed with you the conflict.
Cancer took our young friend right before Memorial weekend, 2012. He was so looking forward to spending time in one of his off-road havens, with his son Cole and wife Courtney in the upcoming summer. He wanted to celebrate the accomplishments in his life that he was so proud of before he left this life for eternity. He gave many of us a mandate, to enjoy life, not to sweat the little stuff, and to LOVE EACH OTHER as Family and Fellow Man.
When his friends got together that rainy Friday to say their farewells to the beloved man, there was heaviness in the crowd. The mood changed however, when at the end of the trail ride in honor of Collin, we were given an amazing site. The sun broke out of the clouds and gave us a beautiful red glow across the horizon, as if to say, “Celebrate my friends, all is well”.

“I met Collin on the trail and he left us on a trail ride.”………………………………………… (Erin Early)

The first 30 years of Collin’s life he spent learning how to be a man, after his diagnosis, he spent it as a teacher to show the rest of us how to have that “Life Celebration”.

[89Laredo]

"Are you Scared"
*shakes head*
"Well don't be. If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jim could land it."

[Brasscatz]

Apollo 13... good movie. American MacGuyver-ing at its best!

[ArmyGuy45]

Repubican or Democrat, it doesn't matter, they two sides of the same coin, a Federalist.

[89Laredo]

"What are we going to do besides drink and try not to blow ourselves up?"
-Try not to fall into the fire or get arrested.

[bad luck]

Saving money is great, especially when your parents have done it for you.