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DETOURS
09-05-2012, 08:40 AM
What has an interchangeable 2 horse power drivetrain, can operate on 1-3 axles, weighs 3 thousands pounds or more depending on configuration, has a 1-10mph speed range, 1mph in reverse and attracts fly's?

:rolleye0012:

4.3LXJ
09-05-2012, 10:06 AM
Gotta be something designed by the government.

07Negative
09-05-2012, 10:56 AM
Sounds alot like my friends mom. That bitch is huge!!!!!

Pookapotamus
09-05-2012, 11:00 AM
A horse and buggy?

Mudderoy
09-05-2012, 11:01 AM
What has an interchangeable 2 horse power drivetrain, can operate on 1-3 axles, weighs 3 thousands pounds or more depending on configuration, has a 1-10mph speed range, 1mph in reverse and attracts fly's?

:rolleye0012:

I think I know, but I've had the benefit of a conversation about this (I think) last Saturday. :rotfl2:

XJ Wheeler
09-05-2012, 11:38 AM
I think I know, but I've had the benefit of a conversation about this (I think) last Saturday. :rotfl2:

Cheater:p

DETOURS
09-05-2012, 11:50 AM
Gotta be something designed by the government.

Actually, it dosent vote, pays little if any tax, dosent do military time....more anti-gov't than anything else............

4.3LXJ
09-05-2012, 12:30 PM
Must be form ACORN then, oh wait, they all cast several votes

DETOURS
09-05-2012, 04:39 PM
A horse and buggy?

Pretty much correct.........
but....
in my case..........
an Amish horse team.........:bang:

DETOURS
09-05-2012, 04:52 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f136/corncrawler/Referance024.jpg

4.3LXJ
09-05-2012, 05:38 PM
And here I thought the government had to be involved:sign0181:

DETOURS
09-05-2012, 05:44 PM
Sorry to disapoint Steve.....They play by different.........loop-holes...

4.3LXJ
09-05-2012, 05:51 PM
But none of them pay taxes though.

DETOURS
09-05-2012, 05:57 PM
They write their homes off as places of worship, since they rotate weekly and have portable seating in a carriage, and no road tax yet their rig's do more damage than automobiles in a weeks time.

Great gimmick...

4.3LXJ
09-05-2012, 05:58 PM
Almost as many gimmicks as a Congressman

DETOURS
09-05-2012, 05:59 PM
X's thousands of members.....