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xj4life2
08-27-2012, 02:19 PM
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW


THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA,


ON JULY 20, 1969,


AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11


LUNAR MODULE,


NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON


TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.




HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,



"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN,


ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,"


WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH


AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.*




BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER,


HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK -


"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY".




MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT


IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK


CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.




HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING,


THERE WAS NO GORSKY


IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN


OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.




OVER THE YEARS,


MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG


AS TO WHAT THE -


'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY'


- STATEMENT MEANT,


BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.



ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA,


WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH,


A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD



QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG.


THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.


MR. GORSKY HAD DIED,


SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW



ANSWER THE QUESTION.






IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID

IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN,

HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL

WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.



HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,

WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD

BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.


AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD

MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY



- "SEX! YOU WANT SEX?!


YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON !"




TRUE STORY. It broke the place up.

NW99XJ
08-27-2012, 02:29 PM
NO FRICKING WAY!!!!
Either this is by far the single most hysterical piece of comedic trivia or one helluva long way to go for a joke.....
Either way......:thumbsup:

xj4life2
08-27-2012, 03:32 PM
No its a true story and to add to it, he was also censored while on the moon becuase he had his own comunion service and quoted the bible. So the first thing to be eaten or drank on the moon were the sacriments.

OrangeXJ
08-27-2012, 03:53 PM
I did not live to far from him RIP Neil

XJ Wheeler
08-28-2012, 12:51 AM
RIP Neil

X2

Now that is one entertaining bit of info.

Jamie Lynn
08-28-2012, 11:54 PM
Very interesting.

4.3LXJ
08-29-2012, 09:12 AM
I just hope Mr. Gorsky got lucky :D

oderdene
08-30-2012, 08:03 AM
also read,

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

4x4Dalton
08-30-2012, 10:03 PM
Oh man that's funny right there I don't care who ya are. Did always wonder why he said that.