Do you strum you banjo in public?

[prerunner1982]

What about your imaginary banjo?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2111064/Commuter-accused-sex-act-train-tells-court-strumming-imaginary-banjo.html

[Brasscatz]

wow.... That woman was a little uptight and has the dirty mind since she automatically jumped to that conclusion. She should let the poor guy do any PLUCKIN' thing he wants!!

[cantab27]

better than blowing ya own trumpet i suppose......opps did i say that out loud

[BlueXJ]

Air Banjo