You know you drive an XJ when...

[EekGirl96]

Ok, so I stole this from one of my other forums but I liked it so much I decided to share it with you guys :)

Rules are simple,..just fill in the blank "You know you drive an XJ when ____"

Please keep everything PG 13, or well try lol

I'll start

You know you drive and XJ when a stock Dodge/Chevy/Ford/Etc pulls up next to you and sits higher than your lifted XJ(mines 7.5" :( )

[XJ Wheeler]

You know you drive an XJ when you have wobbles, shimmies, shakes, creaks, groans, vibes, breakage, gremlins, slop, cracks and still consider what you drive to be one of the greatest vehicles ever made.

[EekGirl96]

You know you drive an XJ when you have wobbles, shimmies, shakes, creaks, groans, vibes, breakage, gremlins, slop, cracks and still consider what you drive to be one of the greatest vehicles ever made.

Lol so true!

[dagr8tim]

When the more money you spend on upgrades, the more the resale value drops.

[EekGirl96]

When the more money you spend on upgrades, the more the resale value drops.

depends on the sucker who buys it, people have sold their XJ's for 8k

[denverd1]

when every little hill, dirt road or clearing looks like a great place to wheel it.

[Mudderoy]

You know you drive an XJ when ___________

sitting at a traffic light you look around and try to count the things that are going hit your head when you roll it. :bang:

[Brasscatz]

When your pockets are empty and your gas tank is half full.

[JENSSEN]

You know you drive an XJ when you spot 14 others every trip you take and you swear they are telling you to take them home. (from my wife)

You know you drive jeeps when you turn around and you own 6 or 7 or 8 ,.. For just in case situations,.. It was a good deal,.. I can part it out,.. It just showed up,..

[4.3LXJ]

You know you drive an XJ when you would rather drive a noisy, underpowered, stiff riding death trap instead of your wife's new car

[EekGirl96]

You know you drive an XJ when you would rather drive a noisy, underpowered, stiff riding death trap instead of your wife's new car


Lol, I have an 84 Camaro which just kinda sits because id muther rather drive my XJ around!

[XJ4IV]

You know you drive an XJ when you have wobbles, shimmies, shakes, creaks, groans, vibes, breakage, gremlins, slop, cracks and still consider what you drive to be one of the greatest vehicles ever made.

OR these items are considered "normal"

[XJ4IV]

when you see another XJ on the road and its got a shining light from above on it... much like your first crush!

when you see another XJ stock and you wanna befriend the owner to help him lift it!

[EekGirl96]

lol, or when you see a stock XJ on the road and you already imagined it lifted, caged, etc

[LizardRunner]

when people stop and say "nice jeep" you smile and say thanks, even though you are thinking about what modification is next on the list that keeps growing.

[EekGirl96]

so true, or when they say that and you think to yourself "you should see it a couple months from now, then itll be even nicer!"

[Pookapotamus]

you know you drive an XJ when, people laugh at your grocery wagon then ask you to pull out their lifted TJ!

[XJMJeep]

you buy an extra 2 quarts of oil cause you will need them before the next oil change

[saar]

when you look at the gas payment on your VISA report...
and the jeep was in its parking most of the month....

[EekGirl96]

When other XJ owners go out of there way to wave or honk at you.

I've had a couple of people that will lean their whole body out the window just to wave lol

[jeepxj95]

when u would rather pay $120 a week in gas then $60 to drive ur wife car for a week to work

[denverd1]

XJMJeep, time for rear main seal job?

When you'd rather get oily dirt (from a leaking oil pan, I just discovered.. :rolleyes: ) in your face working on your starter than be at the bar for happy hour before poker night... I do feel pretty lucky now though :D

[EekGirl96]

Lol go buy some lotto cards then

[showe3207]

You know you drive an XJ when you drive around a parking lot and have to park next to another XJ cuz your afraid to park next to anything else!

[EekGirl96]

Lol why would you be afraid?

I know what you mean, ill park far back just to be next to another Jeep but that's cuz I like to see if mine is higher

[4.3LXJ]

When your Jeep doesn't leak, it just marks its territory :D

[EekGirl96]

When your Jeep doesn't leak, it just marks its territory :D

lol, for some reason I thought of Transformers "Bumblebee stop lubricating on the man"

[denverd1]

Lol go buy some lotto cards then

Lotto is a fluke. Poker game was successful however... more $$ for jeep parts! :D

[EekGirl96]

Lol nice! You know you drive an xj when you spend your poker winnings on parts

[4.3LXJ]

lol, for some reason I thought of Transformers "Bumblebee stop lubricating on the man"

An almost X rated moment :rolleye0012:

[EekGirl96]

Lol almost, those dirty transformers

[4.3LXJ]

If we could find some girl transformers, maybe we could start something new :D

[EekGirl96]

There were...they were the street bikes

[4.3LXJ]

Uh oh, be still my fertile mind. No lubricating the bikes :D

[EekGirl96]

Lol oh god, this is getting dirty

[4.3LXJ]

Lol oh god, this is getting dirty

Now amber, get your mind out of the gutter. Or when he lubricated the S7 guy was he being gay?

[EekGirl96]

Naw bumble bee isnt gay, he's straight

[4.3LXJ]

See, no problem

[EekGirl96]

Lol howd this thread come to this?

[4.3LXJ]

I told you my mind was fertile. Just add water

[EekGirl96]

Ha how much water? Now im curious

[4.3LXJ]

If you plug one ear, not much. If you don't it is a waste of water.

[nickxj94]

When you find that your pulling up on anything around just to flex :Dhttp://img.tapatalk.com/18f8c232-365a-0297.jpgflexing at work!

[EekGirl96]

lol I know what you mean...when im bored and im in my XJ I tend to find alot of things that i feel "flexworthy" lol