xj4life2
03-05-2012, 11:23 AM
Missing Wife Found by Alaska Troopers
> The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.
> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers.
> "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkins exclaimed.
> The troopers looked at each other. One said,
> "We have some bad news, some good news, and some
> really great news.
> Which would you like to hear first?"
> Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad News first."
> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
> "Oh my Gosh," exclaimed Wilkins. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
> Stunned, Mr. Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
> The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.
> The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.
> "We're sorry Mr. Wilkins, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers.
> "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkins exclaimed.
> The troopers looked at each other. One said,
> "We have some bad news, some good news, and some
> really great news.
> Which would you like to hear first?"
> Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkins said, "Give me the bad News first."
> The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
> "Oh my Gosh," exclaimed Wilkins. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
> The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
> Stunned, Mr. Wilkins demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
> The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.